Cumper

a knitted garment with cum on it typically with long sleeves, worn over the upper body

As she crossed the office in her jumper, a colleague pointed out the obvious cum stain on it, at which point Helen realised she was wearing a cumper.

by JaredReigns May 14, 2024

Cumple

A cumple is when someone has an ingrown hair and semen (aka “cum) comes into contact with the sore. The area then becomes irritated and potentially infected leading to the formation of a cumple.

Did you see Justin’s upper lip after that camping trip with his friends it appears he has a cumple.

by Father John Cisty May 18, 2024

Cumple

A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.

Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.

by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024

Cumpiss

When you nut in a girl and she goes to use the bathroom and she has cum dripping out of her while taking a piss.

My old lady said she was taking a cumpiss afterI blew my load up in her last night.

by Flyntch August 4, 2024

cumper

A person pumping out cum.

or

A person camping (typically in Fortnite) with a pump shotgun.

"See that cumper over there absolutely jorking it"

or

"damn this guys such a cumper"

by Oh My Goodness :O December 31, 2024

cumper

A jumper used as a cum-rag after a wank or shag.

Hey Bruce, hope you had tissues when you were travelling.

I am alright, had my cumper thankfully.

by fiddlebumper January 5, 2025

cumpony

Similar to company. But having someone over for strictly sex. Either a single person or many.

A way to let your friends know that your bust with a girl.

Her: come keep me cumpony

Him: she wants the d....

"Don't come over right now, I have cumpony.

by BUILD COSBY January 28, 2025