Croo

A word used to indicate the presence of an awkward silence. An onomatopoeia of the chirping of crickets in the background (croo croo croo croo...)

Kanye West: "President Bush doesn't care about black people."

...

Chris Tucker (thinking): "CROO!"

by Cheezburga December 10, 2009

fortune crookie

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

crookie

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again

Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night

by nick dimille March 31, 2008

Crook'd

Comes from the word "crooked":

1.) Something that is strange or weird
2.) Unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate

3.) Describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else

"Julie's shirt looks crook'd."
"You're mom won't let you go to the concert? That's crook'd."

by Meg & Lex September 25, 2013

vapid cooze

A person who is very boring and bland sexually. This typically applies to a woman who will not sleep with another man, and regardless of whether or not the woman is actually boring, it is effective as an insult. Literally, a "boring vagina."

That Edward Postma is a nice kid, but he's such a vapid cooze.

by Someonewholovesyou. June 3, 2011

crooked

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

by SaynotoCrooked July 7, 2010

Pussy Crook

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

by oG WiL March 7, 2003