Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

we p'chimpin

i understand saying "we pimp chimpin" is oftentimes a mouthful, so to extend an olive branch I'm allowing "we p'chimpin" as a suitable replacement

we p'chimpin up in this bitch

by we p'chimpin May 6, 2020

chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008

chimpy

person who is a combination of being shabby, dingy, foolish and a dupe. dirty like a chimpanzee and dim-witted like chump.

Jason Dill is a perfect example of a chimpy person.

by hightimesRgoodtimes February 28, 2004

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009