Dallas Cowboys

A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.

"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"

by token1 September 25, 2009

enema-cowboy

An actual password on an AOL trial disk back in the 1990s. An enema-cowboy is gay man who rides another man like a cowboy rides a horse and penetrates so deeply that it effectively impacts the bowels (like an enema).

Did you see that enema-cowboy?, He's got such a lisp and I heard that he rides Elton John like the wild stallion.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood February 13, 2007

Cowboy Chip

When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....

Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....

Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...

by B. Hanback January 14, 2010

Cuddle Cowboy

When two homosexual males take a shit on each others chests, then give each other a long shitty hug and smell each others shit.

Barri and morrie gave each other a cuddle cowboy, and then licked the shit off each others chest.

by Crisp June 25, 2008

rowdy cowboy

A male is on top of a female having sex when a group of people rush into the room to startle them. The male tries to stay on the female for eight seconds while she is trying to get up. Just like riding a bull, hence the name rowdy cowboy.

The girl was startled when we busted into the room so Bill had to play the rowdy cowboy.

by Al Tonen April 5, 2004

Cowboys fans

A group of fans that have low IQ, low sperm count and never stop making up excuses for perennially failing for the past 20 years. Have stupid chants of “We DeM bOyS!” Or “HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs”. Will talk about the glory years that happened over 2.5 decades ago like a guy who can’t get over his ex and never shuts up about them. Their god is the crypt keeper known as Jerry Jones. They will also cheer for them as well as the Lakers and the Yankees

The Cowboys fans keep making excuses about why they’ll fail this year.

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

Cowboy cocaine

When someone snorts tobacco

Y’all ready to do some cowboy cocaine?

by Yeee yeee December 9, 2018