full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

body count

how many people you've killed or had sex with

body count

by veryhornyperson December 3, 2021

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004

a standing 8 count

When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.

dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.

by Jon Downey September 19, 2006

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013

to make it count

Short for 'to make it count in the bedroom', another way of saying your spouse/significant other is good in bed.

I don't care what anyone else says.... Hayato Kanzaki looks like he makes it count.

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

ten count

1. When a person stands on a chicken for ten secounds then procedes to shout "Ten COUNT!"
2. A positive reply along the lines of "word"
3. Telling someone to count to ten when they are angry
4. greeting a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest

1. "TEN COUNT!"
2. "Yo dawg, you just robbed a bank without the po-po knowing...Ten Count yo!!!!
3. "Yo i know that slank cheated on you,but dont be trippin. Camn down, Ten Count G"
4. "Hey man theres a middle aged man with a young child between the ages of 2 and 16 wearing a purple shirt with a blue strip across the chest...TEN COUNT!!!!

by S-n-C Diddy February 18, 2004