Clapham Common 

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.

Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night

Clapham Common by clapham lover October 18, 2008

The Common Cold 

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

The Common Cold by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

the common

a favorite hangout for the pseudo gangsters

pseudo gangster: yo, man, i feel mad boss standin next to the WWII monument on the common

the common by j-rob mad fresh April 14, 2010

Hufflepuff Common Room 

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.

Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

Hufflepuff Common Room by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012

Wandsworth common 

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out

Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem

Wandsworth common by Flswllckclawl October 2, 2019

the voice of the common cock 

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

the voice of the common cock by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.

Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.

Lowest Common Denominator by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016