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Loreto College

Loreto College is a catholic institution, everyone who goes there is sexy af and are WAY smarter than the absolute gremlins that lurk around in Xaverian. but the maths department is gayyyy
“where college did you go to?” Omar
“Loreto college” Niamh
hell yeah you must be elite” Omar
by TheAwesomeGingerOne November 13, 2019
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st columbas college

st columbas college is an expensive secondary school in Ireland full of people who don't know what public transport is and can't decide which Rolex to wear to dinner, sorry "supper". most students in the school are germans who get any moment of free time to smoke a fag or chug an entire bottle of wine.
they wear big harry potter gowns and wear white ones for special occasions like a sacrifice to Satan and they all gather in the church to sing some shitysongs and go home in their dad's gold incrusted landrover
Guy: you go to st columbas college
ME: yeah why

GUY: inst that really espensive harrt potter dress up school
ME: if you say so
Guy: you must be rich
me: ye fine
by whynotlistentome March 6, 2020
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St. Andrew's Junior College

A christian mission school located in the slums of serangoon. Has a wonderful campus with an amazing rugby field and running track. The school has air con and money but dowan use aircon because it is covid. But really they just want to save money.Beautiful school building but when it gets warm the classrooms becomes saunas.

Located at 20 Adam Sorbys Drive, this college is the heart of the St. Andrew's Village, which has colonised the entire potong pasir region.

The college has mentors, rather than nuns, like most catholic schools in Singapore has. the mentors are christian counsellors that help guide the weary and lost souls trying to survive jc. This is a unique feature that is not found in other colleges, one that is unique only to SAJC.
Students that come from this school are sleep deprived and nutricient deficient, but still are able to give that SA spirit and SAboleh cheer when commanded to do so. They are also humble but still elite in their own aspects.
The college has a bridge that connects to the secondary and junior school campus, another feature uncommon in Singapore. It is said that if you step on the silver crest of the school in the middle of that connecting bridge, YOU WILL RETAIN. Of course that is merely a joke, although there are some instances that this has happened.

Overall, the school is a wonderful place for slightly above average students to join.
For more details, please head to the college itself. Thank you. and God bless.
mom: where can we send our son to jc?
dad: how about catholic junior college?
mom:no not that place!
dad: lets send him to St. Andrew's Junior College then!
by queenie will save us July 18, 2021
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de anza college

A community college in Cupertino, California established in 1967 with affiliations with Foothill College. Unofficially, the "Harvard" of all community colleges because of the rate students transfer to UCs or CSUs. Lots of international students, FOBs, and hot girls. It has the Flint Center and its own Planetarium and is currently a smoke-free campus. Overall, it's a pretty chill school.

Two notorious incidents happened here, first one being an averted columbine-style shooting by a student named Al DeGuzman who was caught when he tried to print out pictures of himself with his guns, at Longs Drugs. The second incident is the protest against Colin Powell, where protestors were being beaten by riot police.
Foothill Student: Foothill College is better than De Anza College!

De Anza Student: Your face!

*Foothill student runs away crying*
by bayareaninja August 17, 2006
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paul smiths college

deep in the woods you may find heaven or hell and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place
"Here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college"

Forestry major: After we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with

Culinary major: Yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup

Recreation major: I sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks
by ChinaCatSunflower82manyhits January 7, 2010
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College

A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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College

A place where you can waste 40 thousand dollars and spend time drinking and smoking weed, all while gaining useless knowledge and ending up in a hell hole of shit after 4 years.
Don't go to college
by oldskoolpothead420 May 18, 2011
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