Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by DCFd2 May 10, 2008

cloth head

a spacker who's just being a melt

nah cmon, i cant be arsed with you cloth heads, can you basically just explain to me what am doin

by jamesbond2007 November 20, 2017

fish cloth

a conjunction of fish eye and cloth ears. Means genral sensery deprevation

like a "compleate twat" or making a "compleate twat" of it

by dodgyboz February 24, 2004

gilbert clothing

A Colorado clothing company that specializes in designer apparel.

a: "Hey dude, I need some new clothes"
b: "Well then get some sweet Gilbert Clothing"

by Gilbert Clothing September 28, 2006

Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003

clothing sex

Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.

Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.

by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008

clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.

damn, that girl is a clothespin. my dick is all red and hurts to touch.

by brynizzle July 25, 2008