Stage Five Clinger

A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.

"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"

"But she's soo hot!"

by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012

Cling-on

This is when a guy takes a bitch home from the club to smash and the bitch ends up stay over for days instead of just a few hours.

Damn Rob, I can't believe you are inviting the Cling-on over again. How many days is she going to stay this time?

by Devious Tuning February 11, 2009

Chinga Flang Fling Flong

A girl who is out of her mind completly weird, slightly an airhead does things that any normal human being wont do attracts danger and how the hell did that happend situations and things happend to a chinga flanga that dont seem possible and like i said how tha hell did that happend ??

(Example get hit by a wind surfer kite with laying down at the beach ).. Early symptoms of chinga flanganess disease are falling and tripping on their own feet or while sitting down & invisible cracks, when you explain things once and they look at you and say huuu...?? With a down syndrome smile look on their face, Last one changes the subject while your talking innocently with out her realizing it this describes a chinga flang fling flong

by Chinga flang fling flonge July 22, 2009

Chingado

Chingado is a spanish term that can be used as an adjective loosely translated into "shitting" or "fucking" when used with a noun.

The "chingado" wiper motor quit in the middle of the thunderstorm.

by Jeroldc November 2, 2010

clingon

When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.

Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon

Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon

Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon

Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon

by LizzysGotWheelz November 3, 2011

clinge

A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.

"maaaaan shes such a dirty clinge."

"you dont want one of those clinges dude"

by jack and bradley February 13, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009