cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.

Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.

by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016

CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.

"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."

by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020

Cleveland Canoli

Thick, white and cream filled deliciousness from Cleveland.

He gave me a Cleveland Canoli when he came over.

by Dani.dangerous December 6, 2020

cleveland pacifier

Big Black Nigger Cock

Somebody put a Cleveland Pacifier in this bitch’s mouth.

by 501Bear August 28, 2019

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

Cleveland Sunrise

A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.

I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.

by Free Candy Inside September 14, 2019

Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.

Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!

by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011