by FunnyGuy15 June 02, 2014
A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.
Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.
by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 11, 2019
Sex act consisting of the tongue being placed between the uncircumcised foreskin and glans of a penis
by BigDaddyDingus April 13, 2022
by Dani.dangerous December 07, 2020
The act of shitting into a book and then shut it ever so quickly, while the faeces splatters on a woman's face during intercourse.
by Mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013
A situation whereby one wakes up to puke after a heavy night of drinking only to find an unflushed turd in the toilet and pukes in it anyway.
I woke up to a Cleveland Sunrise this morning but it's ok, I used that shit spackled toilet bowl as inspiration.
by Free Candy Inside September 15, 2019
A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.
by PoopyMcGee434 September 20, 2011