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Chicken Choker

The larva of the tiger beetle; burrows itself into the ground up to one meter to catch hapless passersby that fall in; is an ugly son of a bitch.

Endless entertainment can be had when pushing sticks and small pebbles into these holes. The foreign debris is then heaved up and out of the hole. Then, since they have very small brains and thus very poor memory, when you cover their hole again the same shenanigans will ensue.

They are also very hard to catch. I managed to catch only three (3) for my chicken choker necklace. (Lolz!)
Mark runs a chicken choker farm for specimens to put in his gumbo.
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choner

It is a chode boner.
Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.
by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004
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choder lips

The cracked lips that ensue after sucking on a short fat dick
Fred; did you see the choder lips on sheardy today he's probably being sucking his brothers chode again.

John; yeh he really ought to stop sucking his brothers cock, its kinda gay
by John-Redbridge April 28, 2008
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Choderific

Pooptar: "Sundeep, I got laid last night."

Sundeep: "Wow thats very choderific, congratulations my friend, you bastard guy you."
by Benchod666 October 1, 2010
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Choberry

A Choberry is a type of berry made only for drinks and no one knows exactly what they look or taste because they are invisible to everyone who hasn't eaten one before. Often only found in asian communities and are very popular for making smoothies.
Ling loves to drink Choberry Smoothies.
by androux August 1, 2011
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Turtle Chokers

"Turtle chokers are so old skool. If i wanted to keep my neck warm, i'd get a scarf!!"
by xsisblue January 29, 2009
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cholera

the best intestinal disease on the market today, complete with evacuating your bowels without end!
<hears dude letting lose> "uh oh! sounds like cholera!"
by speede May 19, 2004
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