A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
Customers, oblivious.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006
Get the chip shop fart mug.A sandwich stuffed with french fries that Americans(inaccurately, as usual) think they discovered first.
"Hey British person, have you heard about this new french fry-stuffed sandwich that's available now?"
"You mean a chip butty? For ages now, mate."
"You mean a chip butty? For ages now, mate."
by CurrantResident May 23, 2018
Get the Chip butty mug.The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax" while stealing the chips. Uttering thae phrase "chip tax" while stealing someone's chips gives the thief immunity for the theft. This is a specific variant of yoink and is related to tax (steal sense)
by Msquared March 14, 2003
Get the chip tax mug.Item used by exotic dancers, more of an accessory than clothing. Barely covers the vulva, and nothing else. Available in many styles, colors and shapes. Usually includes clear string sides, to give the appearance of nudity.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper's wearing a chip thong!
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
Person 2: Why do you notice these things, there's a naked chick in your face.
Person 1: I was just sayin'
by N@than December 30, 2005
Get the Chip thong mug.Edward; Look Chip and Skip, Mr. Freezybreeze will be our ticket to a good night sleep.
Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.
Chip; Did you know we needed a ticket?
Skip; No wonder we haven't been sleeping.
by E. Man August 17, 2006
Get the Chip and Skip mug.the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip
man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover
by dave simko December 9, 2008
Get the chip rip mug.(1) Dropping a chip in any sort of dip; e.g. Salsa or Onion Dip.
(2) Breaking a chip, usually by accident, into any sort of dip.
(2) Breaking a chip, usually by accident, into any sort of dip.
Her chip fell into the barbecue sauce. "Sally, did you just chip the dip?" "Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to."
by tenaciousdalalala July 23, 2009
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