Child

The manifest divine wrath of a vengefull God in punishment for screwing.

God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!

Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)

<KAZAMM>

Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...

Guy: Oh crud

God: I told thee...

Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?

Guy: Oh crud

God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...

by Clem February 21, 2005

red headed step child

an unwanted, (ashamed of) child. Less than desired child

Mike was the red headed step child of the family, treated pretty shabbily.

by Laura Hall January 7, 2004

Second Child Syndrome

In a family of two children, the oldest child might appear to be perfect in every way to the parents, whereas the younger sibling is much more boisterous and less well behaved.

Often times parents will abstain from having anymore children after their second born, out of fear that their already problemed child might also develop middle child syndrome.

Mom:I don't get it. When Tom was in grade 5, he was getting A's in every single subject, but Jeremy is only getting B's and C's. He even got suspended twice this year, whereas Tom never even had to go to the office once.
Dad:It's probably because Tom is suffering from second child syndrome.

by Merry Moped August 14, 2010

Cheltenham

cheltenham, pennsylvania. SO MUCH BETTER THAN ABINGTON.

it's an area near philadelphia that is much better than abington and they create some interesting words. like bocky

i live in cheltenham, so give me a bocky!
cheltenham is where it's at!
cheltenham is better than abington.

by yeahman3231 June 5, 2010

favorite child

Being the favorite child means you either:
a) Have an older sibling
b) Are more loved

c) Use the term to irritate your parents as they supposedly “love you equally”

“My mother said she doesn't have a favorite child, yet she obliviously loves me more.”

by NosliwNeb October 23, 2017

wannabe flower child

the kids at school who claim to like the 60s but have absolutely knowledge of anything that happened in them.

Wannabe flower children can be spotted when they are wearing peace sign jewelry from hot topic. wannabe flower children would be happily accepted into the life of flower children had they not been so fake. thanks guys, for casting dullness and negative energy on a group of people who never did anything to you.

wannabe flower children are those that went to see taking woodstock and the next day claimed to be a hippie.

wannabe flower children think that wavy gravy is a side dish, and that michael lang is a politician.

by sunshineisgolden April 4, 2010

Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006