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Blind Helicopter

For a guy, while masturbating, at the point of climax, he closes his eyes and gyrates his dick around in a circle, getting jizz everywhere, but is unable to see where it landed until he is finished and opens his eyes.
Lance had to clean his sheets after pulling a blind helicopter; jizz was everywhere!
by Steven/Mitch October 13, 2008
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Helicopter

Where a person inserts his or her fist into the vagina, lifts up the woman and swings her in a 360 around his or her head simulating the blades of a helicopter.
Dude, my lady was done after I helicoptered he last night.
by blackmetaltuba84 November 14, 2010
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Attack helicopter

When you put your dick in that wet puss puss and spin around like helicopter blades
Oh my god attack helicopter me Harry” said Kadie
by BrickWall74 July 21, 2019
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helicopter

occurs when you take a big dump. the turd is so long that the counter clockwise motion of the draining water makes the turd spin like a helicopter blade. usually results in leaving horizontal streaks in the bowl.
whoosh!!! check out that helicopter!!!must be doing at least 60 rpm.
by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006
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black attack helicopter

A black helicopter that can sometimes be referred to as a gender and also when being referred to as that gender can also attract many girls.
I'm a black attack helicopter. Holy shit all the girls (and boys) love me
by Small dock January 16, 2021
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Helicopter

The art of hitting people on the forehead with an erect penis
by Stu Bennett October 9, 2003
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Apache attack helicopter

A fake gender identity that shows you are an ugly pubescent boy who is insecure and desperate for attention because your dick is so small you could never do a helicopter
“Sorry, I use they/them pronouns, I’m non-binary
The boys: “oh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.”
by Phaguette69 June 10, 2021
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