Chelfie

1. Chinese Selfie

2. To take a selfie with nothing significant around or for no particular reason.

Bro.. Look at that dude taking a selfie next to that bin.

Man that's such a pointless chelfie..

by CBear618 March 5, 2014

chelmsford

a small dreary south east english town in essex that is surpringly catholic. it has what the locals call a river! the chelmer, not a river as such more like a trickle of piss.it is a very clean town however and the people couldnt care less. when the british media is bored or run out of zenophopic crap to say about france they normally turn on essex which is all bullshit. essex is not full of slags white vans or chavs it has the best chippies in the world and the best fish i have ever tasted and im irish!. the park is absolutley glorious and very well looked after, the town is a bit too flowery for normal tastes but at least its not a grey tower block estate. and it has had the hottest weather i have ever seen 96 degrees plus. the bars are cool and very safe and the people are nice but the drink is stinkin.

wanna go to chelmsford for a holiday?
na mate, its shite theres fuck all in it.

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Chelsie

1). Makes herself laugh more than anyone else

2). Girl that doesn't like to answer her phone.

3). Toots a lot (very gassy)

4). Not afraid to tell you she took a massive shit

Chelsie: "hey come look at my huge turd"

Me: "Umm no thanks"

Chelsie: "Pleaaasssseee, Just come look at it"

Me: "Ugh okay fine.....EWW FUCKING GROSS"

(Chelsie laughs for 5 minutes straight)

by =]} April 22, 2011

Chela

Wackkkkkkkk

You got covid? What a chela

by Skurrrr October 19, 2020

Chelsea

Is an amazing women that doesn't know how amazing she is. She has brown eyes that you can get lost in. She has such a beautiful smile that you can't resist smiling back. She is called names by many but is just misunderstood. Once you get to know her you will realize how amazing she is. You need to give her a lot of attention and you need to tell her you love her a lot. Chelsea Walker<3

Monday
Jacob: Have you seen Chelsea?

Brok: No, I think she's sick.
Jacob: NOO! I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN TWO DAYS! I MISS HER SO MUCH!

by Jacob Lorraine December 4, 2018

Chelsy Davy

Wild for tiaras, bubblegum pink watches and Raffles 20 paks.

Pals say she can drink them all under the table and wrangle a black mamba. Is that a drink?

Licks a lot on FB.

Laps up vacays in Portugal pools.

Goes for nude dudes in Durban.

Flirts with paps.

Won't shave her pits.

Prince Harry ditched her in favor of the army and you know who, baby.

Chelsy DavyJabu Kirkland pot Bohemian peroxide fake tandead hipposGin

by Henry IX March 31, 2010

Chellis

The act of fluffing a mans balls, similar to tossing an actual salad

My boyfriend began performing a chellis on my balls.

by kaleidoclops May 13, 2010