fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Bengay Challenge

Any man worth the hair on his balls knows that the cinnamon challenge is for pussies. A much older and more venerable challenge is the Bengay Challenge. It has been attempted in fraternity houses and college dorms for generations.

The challenge: Take about a tablespoon of Bengay and apply it to your testicles.

Bengay Challenge classic tagline: "Are you a man or have you Bengay?" Put Bengay on your balls and we'll find out!"

by onehandcrabbing August 31, 2012

Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019

Rocky IV Challenge

The Rocky IV Challenge isn't for the faint of heart. It is a serious challenge that should only be taken by the most serious of opponents.

Items for the Rocky IV Challenge

1.Beer
2.Rocky IV Soundtrack

That is all you need. (item wise)

Now that you have beer what you need to do is have a designated, "drinking spot".

Now you can do this multiple ways, but the way that works the best is....Listening to the cd in this order.

1.Burning Heart - Survivor
2.No Easy Way Out - Robert Tepper
3.Training Montage - Vince DiCola


Now while listening to your Rocky IV soundtrack, you need to put as many beers you think you and an adversary can consume, down on a table in a straight line.
You start on one end, and your opponent starts on the other end, and you drink to the music...amazing...meet in the middle, OR...have an odd amount of beer, and race to the middle....either way....Rocky IV Challenge will rock your fucking face.

Stand, drink, rock out to Rocky IV while taking the Rocky IV Challenge.

by Bombchild January 13, 2009

The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021

Calleja

To achieve a level of awesomeness previously thought unattainable

I did a Calleja in the surf competition

He Calleja'd all the outstanding work. No one has ever achieved that much in such a short time

by Micko1978 November 27, 2012

Pocket Call

That's what you get when your name starts with "A"

A pocket call is when your house phone rings at a random hour, and you answer your phone and hear all your friends talking in the background. You realize the phone call was unintentional.

by Smellen333 March 6, 2009