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Cesar

A retarded monkey that sucks crackheads dick in the middle of the night while his stepdad penetrates him deep inside his monkey puss and he sucks his dead grandpa while recording it and a crackhead watches from the closet while jerking off into his gay hand. The monkey enjoys jerking off to gay porn and raping the crackhead in the basement. The monkey really loves explorin* guys anus’s when he’s getting raped by multiple dudes inside his own house. The monkey enjoys fucking disabled people that can’t fight back at all while he forces his 1 incher into their mouths
Damn that nigga is a total Cesar
by I psoeakthetruth December 6, 2019
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Cesar is the gayest fagget I ever known he sucks dick everyday like Mauricio
Cesar is gay like mauricio
by From johnny April 27, 2017
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Cesar

In Latin, it means fraud ass. Goes behind your back and roastes you with his friend.
Guillermo was hurt and his close friend pulled a Cesar
by BlackStallion11 October 23, 2017
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Bitch ass stank ass mother fuckin ass bastard ass cunt ass wish i never met him ass shut the fuck up ass my god ass can you not ass suck my dick ass bitch
by bitchasscuntass December 17, 2018
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Cesar

A guy that constantly annoys you and is secretly gay, but never tells anyone about it and is very sensitive about the topic. He will always try to make you laugh with or at him, and will be a honorable companion. Whenever he is not around it is noticed quickly and the party does a little more. Hangs around with girls really well, and may have a secret crush on you.
Person: Oh My God. WHERE IS CESAR!
Person 2: That guy is such a Cesar.
by NamyrGaymer September 24, 2019
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chicken cesar salad

A yummy food that only cool people eat.
by mollbaby16 June 20, 2008
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the worst type of person on earth, usually fat with a small dick.
"whose that?"

"Oh, that's just Cesar"
by Epiiiicccc January 5, 2015
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