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caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.
by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021
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Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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.cafe..sunkie

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Cafe Bellevue

Unique on its own and loved by everyone in a group.

Like making everyone happy by feeding them delicious dishes.
Their beauty is worth viewing.
Got a fun vibe, will prove to be the best hangout partner.
Their energy will light up your gloomy mood and get you grooving in fun
We love visiting Cafe Bellevue evrytime.
by Futurists.in November 24, 2021
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caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.
Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.
by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022
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cafetearia

A lunch-break room where da food is so awful dat you actually cry if you hafta eat there.
Miss Beazley is such a notoriously-awful cook dat Archie and da other students view her mess hall as either a "cafetearia" or a "cafetearya", in dat either they feel like whining 'n' bawling when presented with her crappy culinary creations, or they get watery-eyed from her having used too much onion, pepper, or other chemically-irritating seasoning in said mediocre preparations.
by QuacksO November 9, 2022
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