fart castle

fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs

let's stay at adam's house after the party

nah, the place is a fart castle

by silentErik February 17, 2010

air castle

Enormous dreams that will never come to fruition.

Did you hear all the things Bob is going to do this summer? Yeah I heard him, but I think he is just building a bunch of air castles.

by Camel'sTowing January 17, 2015

THE DIRTY CASTANON

When a girl swings her leg up as high as it can go on top of something and solicits sex. She usually props her leg on a bar table or chain fence with her junk hanging all out, so they can see inside her vag, and then solicits herself for sexual services.

Catherine keeps doing THE DIRTY CASTANON to me. Her leg was right next to my face and I could see straight into her vagina.

by riderideponytonight August 7, 2011

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.

I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.

by Zkilla February 2, 2006

white castle

The only place that you remember to go to after you close down the bars. usually will employ the kids from the short bus or the local trailor park.

She let me hit it on da first date cause i took her to white castle.

by Jeepman April 8, 2004

Jason Castro

Quite obviously the most gorgeous contestant on 'American Idol Season 7.' Jason plays the drums, guitar, and sings. He's known for being the 'one with dreads' on the show.
Jason is Colombian, but was born & raised in Rockwall, Texas. He has also appeared in the MTV reality show 'Cheyenne' & in her music video for 'Hanging On' as her love interest. Jason also once mimiced Ryan Seacrest in the beginning of a show when he said 'this is american idol.' (youtube it to watch)

Me: Have you seen Jason Castro on American Idol??
Her: Yeah, he's wicked talented and lovely tbh.

VOTE FOR JASON CASTRO! AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 7.
:)

by mclaura April 18, 2008

castrate

to get your balls cut off

my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.

by 69 December 23, 2004