Candycaneapeninitus

A severe penis infection that leads to a life long mutation, this causes the penis to grow long however it curves back between the legs of the patient. The only upside is it adds a minty refreshing smell and taste.

Doctor: " How should i say this? You have Candycaneapeninitus!" Patient: " So my penis is minty and refreshing?" Doctor: "No it curves back between your legs, and your forskin is stripped"

by KnightofDay April 14, 2025

candace

can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Person A: “do you know candace?”
Person B: “candace who?”
Person A: “can deez nuts fit in your mouth?”
Person B: “fuck you.”

by laquatas August 13, 2025

Candace

Totally nuts. Absolute BS. Crazy. Off the wall. Conspiratorial. Oddly Tangential.

That’s a load of Candace, dude.

What? That’s totally Candace!

You are acting like a freaking Candace right now, stop it.

I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.

Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.

by Kelly Jordan October 20, 2025

dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

A Candace

When you shart the shower.

I was taking a nice hot shower and I busted a Candace. Never trust a fart.

by Datphatcat October 9, 2021

Whose Candice

Candice is a character from Phineas and Ferb

Hey dude, Whose Candice

by anonymous May 9, 2022

Poppin_candycorn

Poppin_candycorn is a Hispanic furry Instagram and Twitter artist. They go by Candy, and use she/they pronouns. They draw their own OCs and many fanarts of others' OCs in their uniquely colorful & cute artstyle. They also have a ToyHouse where they sometimes sell adopts and art commissions.

Hey, you know Poppin_candycorn?
Yes, that's my mutual on Instagram! That artist draws such adorable fanarts!! And they're really chill as a person. too.

by PHOENIX-P February 2, 2023