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Can you handle it

A gif of a dude kissing his dick with the caption “can you handle it
Can you handle it”? *kisses dick*
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You can find me center stage

Often found in the bios of 12-20 year olds; the largest demographic being high school underclassmen.

A way for 'actors' to showcase how cool and 'theatre-y' they are. (See also, drama kid).

It is important to note that real actors would never have this bio - as they don't feel the need to constantly justify to their internet friends how 'theatre-y' they are. Those who use this bio are often only interested in theater for the social aspect of it.

Often people with this bio follow pages such as "Theatre Problems"

Variations include, "U can find me center stage", "Aspiring actor", "Probably on stage", "Can't, I have rehearsal"
1. ●Becky Smith♡

Class of 2019

● Chad 5.7.16

● Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

● You can find me center stage

2. Joe: Bro I wanna ask Becky out
Tom: Don't do it, she's one of those "you can find me center stage" girls
Joe: Exactly! She needs validation so badly, she'll be easy to nail
Tom: Idk sounds like a bad idea bro
by Real____talk April 3, 2017
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can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.
Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020
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Is there anything I can do for you or your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019
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healthy where you can

adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal
Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.
by Roob Dogg February 24, 2008
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Simon can you shut up!

Simon can you shut up!
Its a sentence used when autism hits a peak of annoyance.
Simon: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
Erik: Simon can you shut up!
by kuckky August 4, 2022
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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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