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Cracker

Cracker, n, (Krah-ker).
1. A type of flat wafer-like food item made from wheat, or grain.
2. A native Floridian, one who was born in Florida, also called a “Florida Cracker.”
3. A person of Caucasian descent.
4. A person who boasts.
5. One who “cracks” software programs, see hacker.
6. A device made to open a canister of N20.

Crackers are most commonly a food item made from wheat or grain, often salted. Crackers are used as a base or vessel for spreads or dips. RJR-Nabisco produces several brand names of crackers such as Ritz, Triscuit, Wheat Thins, Cheese Nips, and Premium. Other brands include North Carolina based Lance corporation, and Keebler, which makes Club, Munch ‘ems, Wheatables, and Town House. The “Body of Christ” communion wafers are made from unleavened bread.

A highly misinterpreted word, but which has come to mean Caucasian. However, the word originated from the American civil war of the 1860s. During this time, Florida, which was a neutral state, provided supplies to many southern states. These supplies were delivered via horse drawn carriage. The drivers used a whip for driving these horses, and thus the slaves called them “Crackers” as they cracked their whips. When the slaves heard the cracking of the whip, they would say “Crackers’ a comin,” and thus the Floridians were given this nickname.

However, over time, the Floridians kept the name in their vocabulary, not as a racial term, but as a badge of honor. (Author is a genuine Cracker from Ft. Lauderdale) The now free slaves began to refer to southerners as “crackers.” Eventually, the term was used as a general term for a white person. It’s the equivalent of nigger or spic, used for blacks and Hispanics respectively. Among other common racial epithets for whites are honky, which comes from the term honky-tonk, a western style saloon, or a type of upright piano used for ragtime music.

Other usages include the Criminal Hacker, A.K.A. “Cracker,” a person who pirates software or commits illegal acts via a computer’s Internet connection. Hackers fall under White Collar Crime. Larceny is a common crime associated with hacking, as is the illegal acquisition of Confidential Information or Documents.

Cracker can also mean the device used to open a canister of Nitrous Oxide (N20), also called Laughing Gas, which is an inhalant and anesthetic most commonly used in dental work and oral surgery. N20 is a gas; it’s occasionally used in cars as a very high performance fuel. N20 is also found in airbags as the propellant gas that expands them. N20 is comprised of 2 Nitrogen and 1 Oxygen molecule.
1. "Ritz crackers are the best of the bunch in my opinion."
2. "He's an old-fashioned Florida Cracker, and he always will be.”
3. “Hey whitey, you a cracker assed cracka!”
4. “He’s such a stuck up, pompous cracker.”
5. “He’s an idiot if he thinks he’s a cracker!”
6. “Get the cracker and some balloons and lets get high.”
by Contraceptive SpongeBob December 28, 2005
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Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.
Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!
by Ingdal February 12, 2009
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Cracker Factory

This is an older and not often heard slang term for an Insane asylum. (Better known as a "Mental Institution").

It is not related to the derogatory term "Cracker"
However it probably IS related to the phrase "Going Crackers".
The phrase "Cracker Factory" was in use by World War II, but is probably older.
Doc. Krabblefratz: "You've been hearing voices telling you the world is ending?
Joe Fruitcake: "Yup."
Doctor Krabblefratz: I think you're ready for the Cracker factory.

Keesha: "Yo dude. I heard you got a new job! What and where?"
Tom: "I'm an attendant in the Cracker factory! Those loonies are drivin' ME loony!

Jacob: That's my uncle Phil in that photo. I don't see him anymore.
Danielle: Why not? He dead or somethin'?

Jacob: Naw, he went nuts a few years back, he's in the Cracker factory now.

Sergey: Dude! I just saw three guys in armor with swords run past the house!
Pete: Awesome! Ya Know what THAT means?
Sergey: That I'm ready for the cracker factory?
Pete: No, dummy, it means that that hot new movie 'Knights in Kombat" Is gonna be showing down at the cinema today!

Screaming, naked, Deranged guy: Where are you @#$%ing taking me?!
Cop: You're gonna get an exclusive INSIDE tour of the cracker Factory.
by Joe Fenderbender May 20, 2015
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Cracker Dick

A penis that gets soft and fraile when it gets wet; like a cracker
Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you
by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016
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Cracker

I can not stand that cracker....ew
by Rematch Mf June 2, 2018
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Dusty Cracker

Dusty Cracker: A white girl, or boy that is shady or acts in a shady way. See shady. Known to be promiscuous, especially with another race.
Lindsey was cool until I found out she was a dusty cracker!
by kcs5252 September 27, 2007
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rats for cracker jacks

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.
"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."
by Katrina duPon t June 11, 2006
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