mini cooper stupor

this is similar to slug bug or Pt Cruiser buiser in which you whop an unsuspecting person\persons in the arm or a smack on top of the head. Only the one who sees the car first gets to do the whopping.

When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.

by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009

academic competition

Any competition directly relating to material learned in an academic environment that sends feelings of trepidation down one’s spine when mentioned, in which the participants are still attending some form of school attempt to show off their acquired knowledge.

Spelling Bee, Geography Bee, Math League, Knowledge Bowl, Knowledge Masters, Academic Triathlon, Robotics Team, Model United Nations, Intel Science Talent Search, etc … are examples of academic competitions.

by Misha Estrin November 23, 2014

Mini Cooper

the most bootiful car in the universe. it is a precious baby. it is like Peter Pan, the kid (car) that never grows up.
if you have never owned a Mini Cooper, than you have never lived

OMG!!! That baby is almost as cute as a Mini Cooper!

by retarded retard the 3rd June 6, 2018

anderson cooper

the finest newscaster the world has ever seen. he hosts anderson cooper 360 on cnn every weeknight at 7pm est. has an extenside fandom of young to middle aged women who have deemed themselves "anderfans"

random dude: did you see jeopardy last night? wow that ken jennings is on a role.
anderfan: no way. anderson cooper was on!

by anderfantothenthdegree October 8, 2005

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

v. 1) doing pure, uncut cocaine.
2) Diarrhea
3) John Au

He was Hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

by Andrew "analyzer" Johnson December 1, 2004

compettytive

When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.

BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).

Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."

by Tristantzar February 13, 2012

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018