Chapping

The act of being a "chap". Usually involves some sort of crude humour, followed by the phrase "nah, just chapping mate, just chapping". If a party/person is insulted by a certain comment, the phrase "just chapping" automatically removes any hard feelings.

Oi, Johnny, your mum's queer!.....Hey! Shut the **** up douche, don't talk about my mum like that!.....Ha! Nah bro, just chapping, just chapping......HAHAHA you're the best Nathanial, you're the best.

by groganjosh February 16, 2010

bottle capping

When you stick your finger in a girls poon hole and pull it out fast to make a popping noise.

"I was bottle capping with this girl last night."

by Spanky November 3, 2003

Capping off

Talking shit, or lying

Yo fam I’m finna go to bruhs house he was capping off earlier (dmv) lingo

by Jodi amoris June 1, 2018

finger capping

Shooting idiots with your finger guns

"Finger capped that asshole as he walked away"
"I've been finger capping all day, so many idiots out and about"

by nobumpunching July 29, 2012

spawn capping

Spawn capping: when the enemy team (such as cod/battlefield) will keep on killing you in your own spawn making it hard to get out.

The enemy team keeps spawn capping me and I it’s starting to make me mad,

by The average gamer May 2, 2018

chapping my ass

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

by Willie Block May 23, 2009

Chapping

The act of fapping and chatting.

Emma and I were on the phone but little did she know that I was chapping.

by JaketheDoge February 4, 2016