Christmas Eve Eve Eve

the day before christmas eve eve, 3 days before christmas

On christmas eve eve eve, stores are empty and the chance of getting anything is slim

by brierostro December 23, 2009

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Christmas creep

1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.

2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.

1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!

2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.

by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006

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Christmas Pudding

When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.

Commonly done at Christmas time.

Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?

Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.

by Toffian February 4, 2010

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Christmas Bomb

The colourful festive debris of wrapping paper scraps, bows, ribbon, and packaging that covers a room after the presents have all been opened.

It looks like a Christmas Bomb went off in here!

by ctrlU December 25, 2010

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Christmas Sweater

Any article of clothing worn by either a man or woman that is very unsexy and serves as effective birth control...

OK, that 1950's dress that Julie is rocking is a little too much like June Cleaver wearing a christmas sweater for me..it adds about 30 years to her age...

by Irish Mike 1965 October 25, 2008

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