California Water Omelet

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

california pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, then drying it out in the hot-summer drought, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an california pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."

by DoctorPentakill April 29, 2015

California Trestle

A threesome with the act of a male putting his penis between a female's thighs directly under the vagina while penetrating the third partner (male or female).

I had a threesome with these two girls and I did the California Trestle

by Corey Hole January 11, 2012

California Wind Chime

1 guy going down on 5 other dudes at the same time, and the sound of their balls slapping his chin.

It is Similar to a Mississippi Wind Chime
Woody gave a hella california wind chime to JJ, Logan, Andrew, Godso, and Beau

by WoodyLikesItRough September 19, 2012

California Bunion Ride

An act of intercourse where the man has the girl in a Randy Orton-like submission (usually preceded by an RKO) whilst placing his fungus-infected toes inside all of her orifices. Usually done without the presence of lubricant, and often transitions straight into intercoarse with a flaccid penis.

"Yo, I was so drunk last night, I gave that girl a California Bunion Ride."

by yaboi7777777 December 11, 2015

california zipper

A vertical scar that one obtains when shot in the stomach - after staples and stitches help recovery

From "NOISEY Bompton", Part 4: "See I got that California Zipper, that's where I got shot - got 36 staples"

by BedderDedder August 30, 2016

california closet

When a girl sticks her nose between a guys buttchecks and then his friend yells harambe and smacks his butt cheeks together, squishing her nose. Creed is recommended playing in the backround

Girls nose looks like she was in a california closet

by Danaconda bizarnz April 24, 2018