banging a clown

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".

Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

ClownWork

Woot Woot Work for those that are just that good.

I didn't want some boring ass job so I took some clownwork.

by Your OWN name May 27, 2006

clown act

an act of excessive stupidity or ineptitude, eliciting disgust or derision from it's viewers.

The Detroit Lions offense is an absolute, fucking, clown act.

by Wizmasta January 9, 2009

clown jewels

The testicles of a particularly detestable or pathetic male.

His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.

The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.

by GarageRat August 8, 2014

Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things

BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."

by xxxdonkey_dongxxx September 30, 2018

Cloward

A clown and coward

Derogative term to call someone out as a clown, as well as a coward.

"this dude listens to Nav and Logic what a fucking cloward"

"me and so-and-so were clowning around snorting lines of crystal THC laced with donkey pills when Johnny started to bug out"
"Johnny is such a cloward"

by Psilocybe May 20, 2019

Clown Milk

Clown milk is when something is so insanely crazy it’s it can only be shown through text as 🤡🥛

That shit is (Clown milk)🤡🥛

by Two legit 2 quite October 21, 2019