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gurgle burger

Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.

Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
by Blood-Rod23 September 3, 2014
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Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger
Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.
by Uglyonesexy July 9, 2015
mugGet the Burger neckmug.

turbo burger

a double cheeseburger, on top of a mcchicken, on top of a double cheeseburger. all compacted into 1300 calories and 62 grams of fatty goodness.
I'm going to go grab a turbo burger and see if I can't give myself a heart attack.
by F IT Ultimate September 24, 2007
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Burger Shot

A photo with an explicit view of the female genitalia. Particularly, but not restricted to, close-up shots with legs akimbo.
"Well the boob shots are fine, but the Burger Shot is a bit over the top I think"
by Raspy December 16, 2004
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burger burp

the dirtiest of all burps, right after someone has been stuffing there face with macdonalds or burger king, then lets out an almighty belch, and the smell is that of pure evil, makes you flap the smell away like it was a bee after you
that big mac was goooood man, buuurrrppp ! arrr shit dude that reeks, proper burger burp, ewww
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
mugGet the burger burpmug.

Stoner Burger

a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.
"what's for dinner?"
"i dunno.... let's just get some stoner burgers."
by miyukichan September 27, 2009
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jigaboo burger

Jigaboo is a racial term directed toward African Americans.
The jigaboo burger is what a jigaboo orders when he/she goes to Burger King.

The burger is a normal Whopper sandwich with extra pickles and loads of mustard, usually accompanied by a fruit punch drink.
Randy:"Welcome to Burger King what can I get for you?"
Jigaboo: "Yeuh. Gimmee one o' dem Whopper meals, and throw on sum extra pickles and musturd. Gimme a large fruit punch too dawg."
Randy: "Drive through needs a jigaboo burger!!!"
by Zach Kaczmarek December 25, 2006
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