breakfast

ass

I eat ass for breakfast

by YeboyWithAHugeOne October 12, 2018

trucker's breakfast

waking up in an 18-wheeler with a dick in your mouth.

she wasn't expecting to have a trucker's breakfast today.

by hanktown February 6, 2010

dog's breakfast

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.

This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!

by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017

Breakfast of Champions

Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.

The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth

by drunk money November 10, 2008

for breakfast

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone."

"Oh, for breakfast?"

"Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

by Pete Calleri April 19, 2010

Russian Breakfast

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.

I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.

Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...

by MikeD3 December 30, 2008