Breathing Tornados

Slang for huffing gasoline. Something one might do in his or her basement.

Mother: I walked downstairs to grab some sugar and I caught my son breathing tornados!

by Matty Kinsoackia March 10, 2006

breathing starfish

spread your butt cheeks and flex your bung hole

i went through four years of high school and no one knew i could do the breathing starfish.

by Period 3 journalists April 12, 2008

Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

Fire breathing cunt

An absolute, arrogant, despicable little twat who destroys everything in her in her path and acts like she’s better than everyone else and bullies people because she has no life.

She’s usually a obnoxious fat and dumpy little twat

Girl1: Betty is bullying me again she called me a ugly bitch and threw a book at me

Girl2: she’s such a fire breathing cunt

by Castaway_lillypad June 8, 2022

Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.

I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!

by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011

soap box cyber bitching

An essentially highly advanced psychiatry of bitching that takes shape in a blog.

"Do you read her blog?"

"I prefer to look at tits when I'm on the internet not listen to some chick yap, it's all soap box cyber bitching about her life with an 'I'm-holier-than-thou attitude' no thanks."

by Hannah & Iago August 22, 2011