Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.

What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮

by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.

"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"

by LobsterFan69420 May 9, 2021

Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Anus Boils

hemorrhoids

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002

Boiling Springs

A town that sounds like it has a lot to offer when its name is spoken, but the people who live there know better. This one stoplight town is mainly comprised of students from Gardner-Webb University. They have to drive 20 minutes down the road just to buy a damn beer. Go Runnin' Bulldogs!

There is absolutely nothing to do in Boiling Springs. Lets drive to Charlotte.

by yohon February 10, 2005

old boiler

A woman past child-bearing age. See, generally, Self, Will, "The Book of Dave"

Hillary Clinton had Chelsea, but now she is an old boiler.

by John Tollefson July 5, 2006