Shit or Go Blind

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.

The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!

by Mr Wod December 1, 2010

Love is blind

When you don't care about what the person you love looks like, because looks don't matter. When you truly love someone, you're "blind" to their appearance.

-"Why are you in a relationship with that person? They're so ugly."

-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."

by Rachael Young April 15, 2017

binderfender

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Blind

Absence of vision.

Watch out for the car, Mrs. Blindy

by Etan September 28, 2003

Blind Optism

When you hope in vain and you know it and thats the worst part. You know that what you are hoping for won't happen and yet you keep at it. It's like Cuddy waiting for Dr.House to change but deep inside she knows he won't.

Cuddy: House, I am scared that I'll die, everyone is telling me that you won't visit me but I know you will, I have faith in you.
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at the hospital*
People: Told you so
Cuddy: No, you're wrong, he'll come around someday
*House doesn't visit Cuddy at hospital yet she keeps on waiting*
People: I admire your optimism Cuddy, but you know its blind optism, don't you?

by Amandinha Bynes August 22, 2011

blind date

An event where someone sets up 2 people who don't know each other on a date. In most cases, one of the people is horrendously ugly and the other will be sure to kill the "matchmaker" afterwards.

My shitty friend set me up on a blind date, and I vomited for hours afterwards.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders

joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009