Crispy Bojorquez

A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.

Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!

Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!

by Toastah July 29, 2008

pearls before swine

sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 19, 2007

beforties

The plural form of the forty ounce malt beverage. In this case, this word applies to the forties you plan on drinking before attending a party.

"Hey man I heard about this awesome party! Let's hang out and drink some beforties to get ready!"

by gameblouses17 September 1, 2009

bifornicate

To have sex with a man and a woman.

I invited a friend over in the hope that she would bifornicate with me and my girlfriend!

by t0sh1r0 November 25, 2011

before my time

something that happened before I even existed or way before time.

ancient old ancient history I was not born yet before my time

by kyliejmystery June 28, 2016

Beforeskin

The foreskin that existed before it was amputated during circumcision.

I will never forgive my parents for having me circumcised without my consent; I sure do miss my beforeskin! :/

by mASSterbait October 22, 2016

before long

Very soon

"I will be there before long"

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017