Fishy dog blanket

When you toss a cum covered blanket over a woman while she is orgasming in the doggy position

I tossed my Fishy dog blanket onto the girl while she enjoyed her orgasm and it blew everywhere

by Ghojst June 1, 2023

Banker Rich

used to describe those living ostentatiously yet in massive deb

“What can I say? I live banker rich,” explains Corey Kavanaugh, a 22 year out of work Best Buy employee as he watches a 120” LCD HDTV in his mother’s basement

by leveraged so February 27, 2009

Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

Blaked out

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.

Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"

by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

Blake Minnit

A period of time used to measure the time that it takes for one to reach a certain destination. The time taken greatly exceeds the time that one predicted and is therefore a 'Blake Minnit'. The exact time of a 'Blake Minnit' can range from 20 nek minnits to a nek hour.

Blake: "I'll be at yours in about 5 man, just getting ready now"
Blake Minnit
*One Hour Later*
Blake: "Hey man, sorry i'm late. I got side tracked"

by Anonymous Person.... ;) December 10, 2012

blackened talapia

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.

Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.

by Heater holder December 7, 2013