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Birth a smoke monster

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!
Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.
by dul3l3s July 27, 2013
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birthsgiving

A birthday that occurs on Thanksgiving.
Happy Birthsgiving bro!
by darkedgex November 29, 2013
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birthjob

A mandatory blowjob given to a man on his birthday from his significant other.
1. It's only fitting that a woman give her man a birthjob on his special day. Swallowing is optional, but preferred.

2. I got a killer birthjob from the wife last night!

3. I better get a birthjob tonight or this year will be off to a horrible start.
by andypantsmcd April 16, 2014
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Birthsary

An annual event that celebrates the fact that your wedding anniversary and birthday are on the same day. You can then say "Happy Birthsary" to celebrate both with the efficiency of one.
"Happy Birthsary dude!"
by BHI September 19, 2014
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birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.
Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!
by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015
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Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.
Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.
by Rainey4 May 5, 2017
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Birthday breakfast

by Sparen October 24, 2017
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