Hover Bird

A co-worker hovering behind you staring at your computer screen.

Kirk stop being a Hover Bird...

by joe was here also September 30, 2014

Mamma bird

When a man is giving a woman oral when he pukes in her vagina because of nasty qualities (smell, taste, Etc).

"It was so horrible me and Trent were fooling around when he gave me a mamma bird it was disgusting and my vagina smelled worse for weeks"

"Did you here about Jamarcus and Emma they mamma birded for fun.. They must be into some kinky shit!"

by Nigavanslevenhousen February 14, 2012

bird

1. Usually a really fucking idiot person who does stupid shit all the time

2. A flying animal, of course

1. "Yea i know man, that kid is a major bird"

2. That bird better not shit on me!

by Darius Creed January 19, 2010

Bird

Noun. A word used to describe a friend or acquaintance.

How's it going bird?

by terminator11111111111111111111 January 26, 2010

put a bird on it

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

Flightless Bird

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!

A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health

by Larrybaby September 6, 2021