Dorothy: Only 34.553 seconds left of this game.
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper
by Old Boi February 14, 2018
Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
by Death Menace February 28, 2023
1. Hey! I got it right, bingo-bango-yahtzee!
2. Bingo-bango-yahtzee! haha! I cant believe I got that right.
2. Bingo-bango-yahtzee! haha! I cant believe I got that right.
by DrastkOUtkast October 06, 2021
Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.
Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.
by meandyermom February 04, 2012
by VetBoy05! March 27, 2022
Bingo skill is when a person is playing any sort of competitive game and they win the game, not by their ability to play the game, but rather by pure, dumb, unadulterated luck. The victory is derived from pure happenstance and not actual skill.
Angie: I won again! I’m so great at scrabble!
John: You got BOTH blanks, all four of the “S”es, the Q, the J, and the Z. How could you NOT win?
Angie Mad skills baby!
John: Yeah. The same type of skills it takes to win at BINGO. Bingo skill.
John: You got BOTH blanks, all four of the “S”es, the Q, the J, and the Z. How could you NOT win?
Angie Mad skills baby!
John: Yeah. The same type of skills it takes to win at BINGO. Bingo skill.
by Johnswiecki August 06, 2022
by Malachi Constant April 13, 2019