Bellendery

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.

When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"

by MissTax February 12, 2024

Bellendry

The art of doing something that makes everyone shake their heads and whisper non-sweet things about you. Derives from the word "bellend", which itself refers to:-

a.) the end of the penis
b.) an utter shitbag

Bellendry is often associated with minus points in the grand old game of life - for example, announcing yourself as a Trump-supporter is an automatic score of -20.

"Hey man, I just pushed an old kind lady down some stairs and then punched a cute puppy in the face"
"That is pure bellendry, -30 points"

by Dicky McDickface November 11, 2020

Bellgender

A descriptor commonly used for people sexually attracted to bells.
Also used to describe clock towers, particularly in the UK.

"this bellgender thing is another thing these humans try to shove up my ass every day" -westpoolchestershireshire

by SmokyPig May 30, 2022

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.

The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.

by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009

Blendercore

a sub-genre of metal in which the music is fast and choppy, somewhat resembling a blender. Much like punk except for the fact of incorparating a metal like breakdown.

Dude 1: Dude, this band sounds punk, wtf!?

Dude 2: Nah dude, their just fast and choppy, wait for the breakdown. Their so blendercore!

by Siren_Drummer6 January 2, 2010