beely

A hockey word used to describe the biggest pussy on the ice. A beely usually wears big shoulder pads, a jizz shield mask on his helmet, his laces are usually florescent, dosnt tuck his jersey, making it look like a dress, you can tell he spent about 30 minutes on his tape job when you see him on the ice, he listens to Katy Perry and all that shit before you go on the ice, he turtles when hes about to get hit, he goes into the shower with his undies on, on the tournaments he dosnt want to late night party with the lads, so instead he spends his time in his room with his mom watching tv trying to fall asleep early, even when you dont have a game tomorrow. Overall hes the pussy on the team.

(Talking about a team-mate)
"Hey man dont you think Bobby is a pussy?"
"Yeah hes a fuckin beely!"

(Talking about a guy on the other team)
"Wow that number 7 sure is a pussy."
"Yeah hes such a beely."

(Other example)
"No boys, coach will get mad!"
"Oh comon Frank dont be such a beely!"

by Gongshow11 October 1, 2011

bagel in the bush

When a girl is bored and loves a glem

a:hey man, did you see that bagel in the bush?
b:yeah dude, she was all over that glem

by meal'aieakhsuiab'airh October 18, 2011

bagel belly

the round, bagel-shaped bloat that arises around the abdomen after consuming a bagel (danish, donut, muffin) for breakfast; differs from the muffin top as it is temporary; those who don't eat a lot of wheat or gluten are particularly susceptible

Aw, man, I shouldn't have eaten that cheese danish for breakfast. Now I've got bagel belly.

by whittlesshittlestendervittles December 30, 2012

beelzebub creamsicle

After railing out a woman in the anus, squeeze orange juice into her gaping hole and make her scream like the devil.

1. I looked in the Sexual Cookbook and found a Beelzebub Creamsicle.
2. "Dude, I had to get a Priest to come exorcise my wife after I gave her a Beelzebub Creamsicle!"

by Snokeldink Custardbath July 22, 2014

Bagel Froze

When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up

"Yo i was having sex with my girl last night and then her bagel froze!"

by babaganosshed February 19, 2015

bagelwhore

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways

chelsea is such a bagelwhore

by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

bagelettes

Babies of the mama bagel.

Mama Bagel and her bagelettes are hard at work in the bagel shop.

by BagelgirlBristol,TN October 19, 2017