Badger

Simple meaning bad banter

Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie

by Banton!x September 17, 2017

gash badger

A person, or persons (usually male) who bother (usually with crude suggestions or general vulgarities) gash.

Man: Can I have a go with your gash?
Woman: No
Man: Oh go on...?
Woman: Stop annoying me you vile, perverted gash badger.

by Si Phillis August 7, 2006

Badger Leap

The act of leaping over 4 full rows of seats in a van to grab a bare breast while driving down the freeway!

Teal performed a flawless badger leap while in Fairbanks!

by JDash January 22, 2009

bedevil

to trouble (someone or something) in a constant or repeated way;
to cause repeated problems for (someone or something).

The theory bedevils researchers, none of whom have been able to prove it true or false.

by Loo Ung August 22, 2014

Bedgasm

The feeling of relief or euphoria when you lie in your bad after a long day

Dude it's been a pretty long day and after laying down on these silk sheets I definitely just had a bedgasm)

by EmiLon00767 March 1, 2017

vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009