sleep for beans 

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

sleep for beans by MasterTurbo June 24, 2015

Backside beans 

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

Backside beans by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

Bare Beans 

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

Bare Beans by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.

His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.

Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

Penes and Beans by richardhardman April 26, 2021

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

this nigga eating beans 

The worst insult known to the universe. All men that have been insulted by this phrase will go commit die in 3-7 buisness days.

Me: Eating beans while watching Cars 2 in the theater.

Me: Spills beans.

African American Teenager : This nigga eating beans.

Me: dies

this nigga eating beans by Memeo The Nag June 13, 2018