Bean

A goodlooking individual. Instead of phrases such as 'fit' or 'buff' bean can be used. Other examples of the word are 'Beanie', 'Complete Bean' or 'Pure Bean'.
Bean has mainly over used by David Goddard.

"Oi Mag! Check that bean out! She's a pure bean init"

by OmicronPK July 20, 2008

Dog Beans

A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking

"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"

by TheDrewBlue July 8, 2020

Bean Piss

Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.

Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".

by averagesizedtesticles53 May 31, 2023

Shot bean

When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high

I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean

by dundondada October 26, 2017

off a bean

under the influence of prescription drugs in pill form.

some may say this term when someone is acting like they are severely inebriated.

ex. molly, perc

popped a perc im flying off a bean

by zoont October 30, 2017

sleep for beans

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

by MasterTurbo June 24, 2015

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.

After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.

by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020