Bench Jumper

Enthusiastic church goer apt to seize on the floor, stand up in the pew, or speak in tongues.

Those evangelists are some serious bench jumpers.

by scratch-22 November 12, 2021

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 17, 2007

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down

Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there

by Crashglober November 24, 2021