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Bankada

The new name for Canada which is now ruled by banks and bankers and banking interests that control the government.
Welcome to Bankada where banks rule.
by JoGo October 27, 2012
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bankruptspree

The shopping spree just before filing bankruptcy, where you take all your good cards and max them out and steal off all the cash for filing bankruptcy and spending cash for that vacation you just charged.
Let's hit the mall and get some new sneakers and velvet Jesus paintings some bling for the girls and all the Foul Mouth Al DVD's we can find! I'm buying cause it's my "bankruptspree"
by Honest Al June 8, 2016
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bank fish

An undesirable fish that you leave on the bank to die.
Al: "Looks like I caught another mudcat"
Willy: "Are you gonna keep it?"
Al: "No, it's just a bank fish, they taste like shit."
by Wacky Willy June 10, 2016
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Banksing

1) To take a break from romantic relationships, usually for indefinite periods of time.
2) Living life without drama
Yeh we're banksing right now, not a care in the world.
by Captain kidd February 28, 2017
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banksgiving

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.
by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017
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bankofbets

An online forum where pensioners can discuss Matched Betting, and act like a bunch of cretins.

A once thriving forum, the moderators (who were the once brilliant) gave up on it , and the site is mainly populated by no more than five people. No longer used for matched betting discussions, these five people use the forum instead as a nanna's meeting point.

Notably, one pensioner member has an obsession with high-heels, is constantly trying to be funny, and thinks they are better than everyone else by telling tales of how they used to be a moderator and pointing out grammar.

Another pensioner member uses the forum to talk about her abusive ex-boyfriend.

Another pensioner member constantly bangs on about being a retired police officer, with a useless son, and a fetish for golf clubs.
Average Bankofbets discussion:
Pensioner 1: 'Just won £5 from a casino offer. Nice little earner, that'
Pensioner 2: 'OMG !!1 CONGRATULATIONS!!1 The drinks on you tonite then?'
Pensioner 3: 'Talking of drinks, went to play golf today, and I was thirsty. Did I tell you about my son?'
Pensioner 4: 'I'd prefer it if you would talk about your sun. Tell us about that celestial aortic pump of the solar system. Whisper it softly.'
Pensioner 5: 'I'll tell you who never whispered anything softly: my ex-boyfriend'.
by Naughty Denzil May 28, 2018
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bank coffee

Bad tasting, shitty complementary coffee such as that set out all day for customers at a bank. It often tastes burnt if sitting in a pot or tastes weak or acidic if served from a thermos dispenser. Occasionally somebody will help themselves to a cup, but nobody really enjoys it. Often served in small white styrofoam cups with a large canister of powdered creamer nearby.
“Is there a place to get coffee here?”
“Nah, all they serve here is shitty bank coffee.”
by Dav1d VB May 29, 2018
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