The batman bang is a very intense sexual eploration like none other it is when a man is fucking a chick he pulls out sprays black paint on her vagina he then gets on his knees and slams his forhead into the the womans vagina several times leaving an inprint on the mans forhead looking almost identical to the batman sign the woman then licks it off his forhead leaving her mouth black resembling the batcave he then sticks his still erectile penis into the dark hole. the man then jizzes all over her face making her look like the joker. Bat man and the joker must go into battle so the man cock slaps the joker several times untill either his penis breaks or the jokers neck.
I was so pissed off at clarice last night i told her its time to do the batman bang. She won so im going to the doctors today to get my penis fixed. THAT BITCH!!
by frain44 March 19, 2008
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A very rushed and disappointing movie about Batman and Superman kicking the shit out of each other and then teaming up to fight a gray ninja turtle with laser vision.
by archer12 March 8, 2017
Get the Batman v Superman mug.BvS , Batman Vs Superman is the movie where the director tried to show complexity , symbolism and deepness , but due to low to no IQ some people cry saying it's a bad movie, especially the MCUtards and the so called neutral DC+MCU fans cry about it because they don't understand BvS nor do they understand any other movie than MCU movie, BvS was a perfect DC movie , but ever since MCU came into picture, MCU ruined people's taste in movies due to which people say BvS was bad, Critics were paid to bash the movie due to which it affected a little on it's box office, yet it made over $800million and BvS is the movie which perfectly represents Batman and Superman.
A: Oh boy! Batman Vs. Superman : Dawn of Justice (BvS) is a great movie.
B: that's the worst movie, it ruined Batman and Superman.
A: oh and what's your favourite movie?
B: Endgame...
A: ah! I expected it, you MCUtards have no taste in movie and y'all shit on everything that isn't made by Disney! So GTFO.
B: that's the worst movie, it ruined Batman and Superman.
A: oh and what's your favourite movie?
B: Endgame...
A: ah! I expected it, you MCUtards have no taste in movie and y'all shit on everything that isn't made by Disney! So GTFO.
by PhosphoRex October 28, 2019
Get the Batman Vs. Superman : Dawn of Justice (BvS) mug.You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.
Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover
by iamtdean October 6, 2011
Get the Batman Boner mug.When a person has so many gadgets on his/her belt (usually his) that they look like Batman. gadget can include Blackberry, pager, cell phone, tools, keys, flashlight ...
Bob has to carry a pager for work now . With his cell phone and Leartherman on his belt he totally looks like he has the Batman syndrome.
by gregounours October 16, 2009
Get the batman syndrome mug."The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016
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