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Cannon Basketball

When you stick a ball in your partner's ass and you wait for her to pop the ball out
I gave my partner the cannon basketball and she loved it
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out
bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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basketball bug

another word for roly poly or pillbug
Look at all the basketball bugs in our backyard!
by xdc213 January 28, 2021
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Basketball

A game equipment used in a team sport. It is typically known to be made out of rubber or fiber; traditionally leather. With poor dribbling skills or coordination is can bounce out of control or out of rhythm.
"Careful dude you shouldn't bounce the basketball too high or else-"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"
by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021
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Basketball 2.0

Basketball, but points are scored by throwing the ball up through the hoop.

You can use your feet to manipulate the ball.

Points:
1 point if the ball comes back down and hits the rim or backboard.
2 points if the ball falls back down and hits the floor within the free through rectangle.
3 points if the ball falls back down and hits the floor outside of the free through rectangle and inside the 3-point line.
5 points if the ball falls back down and hits the floor outside of the 3-point line.
If any of those shots are made by bouncing the ball off the floor, then thought the bottom of the hoop, the point value is doubled for every landing zone.

If a player on the enemy team catches the ball after it has a been launched though the hoop, the shooting team gets only 1 point, as if the ball had hit the hoop or backboard.
If a player on the shooting team interferes with the ball's fall after being launched through the hoop, no point is scored.

On defense, any measure up to pushing is legal. Any defensive action that causes another player to fall is considered illegal, unless the referee can reasonably determine that the defensive action should not have been forceful enough to knock the player down. Lowering one's shoulder and charging another player is illegal.
Yo, let's play Basketball 2.0! I heard it's a super fun new way to play basketball.
by BallerBoi44 February 10, 2021
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KO Basketball

A sport that you don't see on TV, though it would be interesting.
That guy just got his glasses shattered by the basketball and the ref didn't call a foul even though he's got blood in his eyes. He's going to be in trouble if it gets much worse, why doesn't he just play regular basketball instead of KO basketball? Why does he keep doing this to himself?
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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