Bartled

Covered from top to bottom in muck

I just got splashed by a muddy puddle on way home. Hark at state of me, all bartled up!

by Kaotik_TNC June 22, 2020

Barred

A person who has obtained a license to practice law.

Thomas is now barred, I wonder what type of law he wants to practice.

by Paris Maulet August 1, 2020

bargled

Obtaining an item through casual conversation for which you show no express interest for, but deep down really want.

Paul: " Hey Dave and Phil, I found this old drill press in my garage, either of you want it?
Phil: "Yeah, I guess I could find space for it if you want it off your hands."
Dave: "Ha, seems nice, but I'll let Phil deal with it."

Phil: *Hell yes I've needed a drill press for so long, fuck you Phil. I really bargled that thing off of Paul*

by Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen II December 7, 2020

Barced

Losing by a score of 8-2 resulting in a complete humiliation of the opponent or your own team.

You suck. I just barced your team you bum.

by PapiChulo1930 December 8, 2020

Barced

Getting utterly destroyed by a score of 8-2 in remembrance of Barcelona’s defeat to Bayern Munich

You suck, I just barced you, you bum.

by PapiChulo1930 December 8, 2020

Barfed In My Hat

When Dave shook his ass like a donkey with Parkinson's and said

I never new me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
You were supposed to love me, now bleed bitch bleed
I barfed in my hat

I thought Pikey had cheated on me because he had one girlfriend before me
But when Dave showed up and ate my mom's pussy and my entire facebook page along with 50 sluts all dying from asphyixia because he is fucking he man. (THA MAN). PHAT. I barfed in my hat.

by bogosuperelf December 16, 2020

Barted

To choke a bitch out so bad that she starts to make sounds like a chicken when it’s head is cut off.

Friend: Brooooo.... did you see the fight between Kathy and Samantha during 5th period lunch

Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”

Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!

by zachery jordan December 29, 2020