Banned

Hahahahaha, yeah, I saw that. That's fucking hilarious. I still think it should be "Allen." You know? Because "Elliot" isn't the male equivalent to "Ellen." Still, fucking hilarious.

Hym "You know, that's what I meant by 'there's a type of situational irony that can only be appreciated by something that sees everything.' You just now got banned for 'dead naming' (even though her tits getting chopped off is old news) and I just finished 'Umbrella Academy.' Strange coincidink, no? But I knew they were going to make it a whole thing. And they did. 'It's not Vanya anymore. It's Viktor. It's ALWAYS been Viktor.' No, the fuck, it has not. It has not ALWAYS been Viktor. I was there. I know because I wanted to give Vanya a pounding. But that would be gay now so, thanks humanity, for ruining everything. Anywho, that might have to be one of my rules. Rule 3: Double down on everything (Because fuck that guy and his kids). That's a message we can all appreciate and as a model for emulation I approve of and condone all logical conclusions that can be derived from this rule. Hahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

Ban

This means “Bitch ass nigga”

Usually only used while texting

Really popular in some European countries

ban go get a job

by Hennessyhearts August 28, 2025

Pulling a Ban

Pulling a Ban is having a dumb excuse or can't think of a simple excuse not to show up to a job or some sort of activity

Luth: Hey you want to play Project Zomboid? Jack: Nah I can't, I have a stomach ache. Jerry: Great, Jack is pulling a Ban, what a little bitch

by Lamar The Sterotype November 10, 2022

Ban#1000

An absolute unit. They play Genshin and Cookie Run yet STILL manage to get a s/o. that's damn impressive

Ban#1000 is the type of fella to crown Eula's E just to prove a point

by DeepFriedDominoo January 26, 2022

Hon Ban

Hon Ban is a Chinese/Japanese boy, he is the best and the most hottest student in school. His steaming hot hair style with his intelligent brain, he is the most suitable friend to have. He is also charming, adorable, sweet, you love to have a boyfriend like him. You be the luckiest girl alive having him at your side. He's good at cooking, cleaning, and he is the Jack of all trades

He loves games, anime, Fandom,
He disliked cold stuff. He likes being in warm and cozy temperatures

"Hon Ban is my man" said Veronica.
"Omg, your so lucky to have him" reply Tiffany

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

tiktok ban

a time that caused people on eBay to sell phones with tiktok on them for amounts that exceeded the value of the phones by triple or quadruple since you couldn’t redownload it after deleting it thinking it wasn’t gonna work at all. Almost no one talks about the TikTok ban anymore nor mentions the eBay part

the tiktok ban was a wild time

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025