The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal

"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)

by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012

baconed

Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?

Dude, I got a hold of some purple kush last night and got totally baconed.

by sean_p November 10, 2009

Skank Bacon

When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.

Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"

Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"

by Rawdog Al July 12, 2011

bacon

when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.

"damn im hungry"
"dont worry, we are going to war soon"
"great! im off to buy some sauce"

by burkland February 14, 2004

bacon bits

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

by Sokerguy December 18, 2005

Bacon

The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.

OMG Bacon is totally Chanyeol's wife.

by OhMyBacon September 10, 2012

Baconeer

A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme

Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?

Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.

Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some

by Baconeer July 23, 2011