My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

that's cause jesus christ is my

my crew is big and it keeps getting bigger. that's cause jesus christ is my

by Uh oh... STINKY! May 22, 2019

Ear Badgers

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

by BatDyke July 6, 2008

spank the badger

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse

R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.

by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009

LP The Banger

LP is banger af. Used to describe a fiend in many rooms in the house. Wears khaki pants and collects gender-neutral trading cards.

My gf is so LP The Banger!

Dude!! I gust got a 1/1 Gender-Neutral Trading Card! It's hella LP The Banger.

by TheOGDaddy January 19, 2017

Free-lance honey badger

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.

Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

silver badger

Silver badger is opposite of a silver fox. He is a old ,gray ,broke player still relying on his sexual ability to get by. Also a bit shaddy to make up for his broke ass .

1.I thought John was a silver fox I was duped by a Silver Badger

2. Silver badger dont give a shit

He will take thay ladies money while at the same time Springer.

by BBJ HoneyMandger 69 April 24, 2020

Full banger

A large breakfast consisting of two or more eggs and at least two sausage links, two strips of bacon, one slice of ham, home fries, toast, and two or more pancakes.

I need to stop and pick up more toilet paper, I ate a full banger this morning and it’s ready to exit.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021