Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

donkey bagger

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub

Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.

by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013

Yellow Bagger

Annoying fucking High Schoolers carrying yellow bags, mindlessly wandering around Northern Michigan University.
These entities usually move in packs. They have been known to raid dorms, block hallways, flood NLD, and be a nuisance in general.

W. Willy: "Why were you late to the lecture?"

B. Husky: "There were a bunch of fucking Yellow Baggers in Jamrich"

by GldDaFox66_:3 March 23, 2025

Flag Bagger 09

This is a variant of faggot, but with a twist to give the word rythem.

Dick: Hey Jimmy, what up!!

Jimmy: Shut up flag bagger 09!

Dick: WTF......

Jimmy: thats right, you'll never know what i daid and i can't get in trouble either!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Flaggot!!!

by Flaggot for scrife August 19, 2009

heat bagger

A younger (under 18 female) that , should one become involved with her, will elicit a visit from the cops.

Man, don't fool around with that chick; she's a heat bagger

by Donthebeagle November 10, 2010

dubble bagger

used by the boys of jersey shore when a girl is so ugly you have to put two bags on her head just in case one falls off so you wont have to see her face.

Ronnie: Did you see that girl i brought home last night?
mike: Yeah whatta dubble bagger! cant beleive you smushed her

by poopheadyutugbkih November 29, 2010

Bilbo baggers

A very annoying guy who sweats games but is a god to his step sister,likes to squat on his console

bilbo baggers is bilbo baggers

by fortnite-ninja-god May 14, 2021