"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the polish the rusty sheriff's badge mug.The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.
As a text response: H.B.D.C.
As a text response: H.B.D.C.
Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?
Me: Wingstop!
Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.
Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.
Me: Wingstop!
Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.
Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.
by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011
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A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."
Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."
Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."
Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."
Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
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A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.
In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.
B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.
The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.
In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.
B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.
The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
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